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		<title>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</title>
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		<description>Got any crackers? Funny clips? Anything that will cause a titter would be shagtastic.</description>
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			<title>Newspaper clips</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:04:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Like father like son?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:08:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>To cheer Fionn up</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
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ah jezus the ol' land]]></description>
			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:27:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Do we do endorsements?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:59:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>From the Football League website</title>
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			<dc:creator>chicken</dc:creator>
			<description>PODCAST - EPISODE 14

Posted on: 04.11.2009

PODCAST - EPISODE 14



This week's Coca-Cola Football League Podcast is now available to download.



Nottingham Forest boss Billy Davies explains he's keeping a lid on things, despite a touchline persona described as 'like a Scottie dog barking at the postman!'



He said: &quot;It's instinctive emotion. You don't plan for it, you just do things that see fit.



&quot;I am very enthusiastic and I like my players to feel the same way.&quot;



But  ...</description>
			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:05:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>One of life's hurdles</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:24:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Even the church has sales targets</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/SRXT/sign-baptise_1377368i.jpg" alt="" />
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Thought we were bipolar wrist slashers
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<img src="http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/SRXT/sign15_1403018i.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:18:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Nigel</title>
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			<dc:creator>mace</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Nigel walk's down the touchline and a woman thrust's out her arm. Nigel sign's it.
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A bit further on a woman thrusts out her t*ts.Nigel sign's it.
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A bit further on a woman strips naked and opens her leg's.Sorry love say's Nigel,Billy Davies sign's all the c**.t's]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:04:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Has Chicken been trimming her bushes???</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif" alt="affraid" longdesc="18" /> 
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<img src="http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ZackT-Freudsgarden.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:15:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Live Pictures from Master Li's Cellar</title>
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			<dc:creator>Bedlam</dc:creator>
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So this is what Master Li spends his spare time doing.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:04:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Really???</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-mascara-fail.jpg" alt="" />
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No wonder my missus looks happier nowdays]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>If only our strikers</title>
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			<dc:creator>mace</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Could find the target like this.
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:13:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Mother-in-law</title>
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			<dc:creator>mace</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Seeing as Wilmo is getting one put ya jokes on here.
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My mother-in-law is at the door,I know its her the mice have just threw themselves on the traps.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:11:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Little Johnny</title>
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			<dc:creator>MattyTheRam</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, &quot;Hey, 
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Pop! What are you doin'?&quot;
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His father says, &quot;Son, I'm filling your mother's tank.&quot;
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Johnny says, &quot;Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that 
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gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning.&quot; 
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 <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 14:15:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A bloke goes to the doctor's...........</title>
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			<dc:creator>Mostyn</dc:creator>
			<description>A bloke goes to the Doctor's and says &quot;Doctor, I've been raped by an elephant!&quot;



The Doctor says &quot;okay, go behind the curtain and drop your pants, and bend over&quot;.





The bloke drops his keks and bends over, the Doctor examines him.



The Doctor says &quot;are you sure it was an elephant that raped you?&quot;



The bloke says &quot;yes Doctor, I am sure! Why?&quot;



The doctor says &quot;well, your arsehole is EIGHT inches wide and an Elephant's cock is only  ...</description>
			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 11:06:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Swine Flu NEW ALERT</title>
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			<dc:creator>rjrules71</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Many people have been receiving e mails about not eating canned pork because of fears of contamination .
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A spokesman for Microsoft has  said &quot;please ignore them it is only Spam&quot;]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:18:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Help with your grammar</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i25.tinypic.com/2n7r43b.jpg" alt="" />
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I hope that helps]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:23:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Sometimes we blokes are just complete Hugh Jenkins</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny" target="_blank">funny or aarggh?</a>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:37:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Jeremy Kyle quiz- you think you're better??</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description>You've gone on the Jeremy Kyle show. Hundreds of people are judging you

for the decisions you've been making lately, they think they're better

than you. You're being laughed at and ridiculed. When Jeremy Kyle

stands up, the audience falls silent, and he says...



1.   Do you have a job?



a.    Yep!

b.    Nah can't be bothered with one

c.    No but I want one

d.    Part time

e.    ...Define job



2.   Do you often get your own way?



a.   I feel weird when I don't

b.   If I don't,  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:31:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Here's one</title>
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			<dc:creator>Loughborough Ram</dc:creator>
			<description>Eniola Aluko scored twice as England women beat hosts Finland to advance to the semi-finals of Euro 2009.







Well I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, it's just that image of women actually playing football, I mean how ridiculous is that, it's like asking a mouse to carry and elephant, asking an antelope, to fly or asking a women to parrallel park a car. Yes I know  </description>
			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:10:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:54:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Joke or Fact?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Loughborough Ram</dc:creator>
			<description>MATHS 





1. Teaching Maths In 1970      A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.      His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.    

What is his profit? 



  

2. Teaching Maths In 1980      A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.      His cost of production is 80% of the price. 

What is his profit? 

  



3. Teaching Maths In 1990     A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.      His cost of production is £80.   

How much was his profit? 



  



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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:01:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The problem with my space</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:26:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>This ...</title>
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			<dc:creator>MadRamJoe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://wrestlingclique.com/imagehosting/963448b7e09a31473.jpg" alt="" />
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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:44:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Stranded on romantic isle......</title>
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			<dc:creator>Mucker1884</dc:creator>
			<description>Apologies if you've heard it............

A Derby Fan was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night  ...</description>
			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 09:35:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Forest fan models new hat.............</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-hat-fail.jpg" alt="" />
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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:54:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Nuns painting</title>
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			<dc:creator>MadRamJoe</dc:creator>
			<description>A group of three nuns volunteered to paint a church as part of a pretty big refurnishing job. Whilst they were painting the nuns decided it would be better to remove their clothes as to avoid the risk of getting paint stains on them. As there were no other clothes in the church that fitted they decided to go naked.



They agreed that they wouldn't tell anyone about it and it was vital the priest didn't see them.



Whilst painting, they heard a knock on the door. A nun went to answer the  ...</description>
			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:38:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Job Abroad???</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Only the boys need to apply, wages may be crap but who cares?
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<a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/24/swedish_shortage/" target="_blank">Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry</a>]]></description>
			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:53:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Signs that make you laugh</title>
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			<dc:creator>mace</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i62.servimg.com/u/f62/13/62/03/58/47289010.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:15:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Swine Flu</title>
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			<dc:creator>chicken</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[SWINE FLU SYMPTOM CHECK!
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If you wake up looking like this, then don't go to work!
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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:46:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Terrorism</title>
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			<dc:creator>tommo_dcfc</dc:creator>
			<description>The BRITISH are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from &quot;Miffed&quot; to &quot;Peeved&quot;.

	Soon, however, security levels may have to be raised again to &quot;Irritated&quot; or even &quot;A Bit Cross&quot;. Londoners have not been &quot;A Bit Cross&quot; since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have also been re-categorised from &quot;Tiresome&quot; to a &quot;Bloody Nuisance&quot;. The last time  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:05:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Liverpool sign Bent!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>M.M</dc:creator>
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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:59:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Button hurt in horrific F1 accident!</title>
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			<dc:creator>M.M</dc:creator>
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			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:55:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>You're fired - I am the man</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:55:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Lost in translation??</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:10:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Church painting</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description>There was a Irish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very

interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.



As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Catholic Church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of one of their biggest buildings.



Smokey put in a bid, and, because his price was so low, he got the job.



So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the  ...</description>
			<category>It's the way I tell 'em (Jokes that is)</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:51:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A day at the Farm</title>
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			<dc:creator>chicken</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:24:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Time over</title>
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			<dc:creator>mace</dc:creator>
			<description>Knicked this one if you could come back again what would you be?</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:57:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Let's all laugh at Newcastle</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Have a look at this Sunderland thread <a href="http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=505&amp;fid=521&amp;sty=2&amp;act=1&amp;mid=2125821606&amp;page=1" target="_blank">here</a>
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we should start our own- who shall we laugh at first??]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:31:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>more redundancies</title>
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			<dc:creator>rjrules71</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[A northern firm producing hair gel has gone into financial meltdown since Ronaldo announced his exit yesterday.
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A spokesperson said &quot; this has had the same effect on us, as Sir Alex would have on Wrigleys if he quit chewing gum&quot;
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A spokesperson for Ronaldo said &quot;Christiano will do what he can to help but at the minute he is stuck in Paris&quot;]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Top 20 things you dont want to hear while having surgery!</title>
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			<dc:creator>MattyTheRam</dc:creator>
			<description>1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.



2. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”



3. Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie.



4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.



5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?



6. There go the lights again…



7. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys…and this guy’s got two of ‘em.”



8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!



9. Could you stop that thing from beating,  ...</description>
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			<title>Escaped Convict!</title>
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			<dc:creator>MattyTheRam</dc:creator>
			<description>A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.



He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:



“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman  ...</description>
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			<title>How do you starve a red dog??</title>
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			<dc:creator>Li 150</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hide his welfare-card under his work-boots.
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Q. How do you castrate a red dog?
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A. Kick his sister in the chin.
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			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:58:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>genie</title>
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			<dc:creator>rjrules71</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[many years ago I met a genie,so I asked him if he would let me have a wish
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He said &quot;would you like to have a really long cock or a really long memory?&quot;
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I just forget what I said]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:36:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thats how fights get started</title>
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			<dc:creator>Bedlam</dc:creator>
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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot



as a Christmas gift..

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the

gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:48:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Work for your Dole</title>
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			<dc:creator>mace</dc:creator>
			<description>nicked this one.



&quot;The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.&quot;

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the

British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some

Nottingham youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a

recent documentary on how unemployed youths from St.Anns were able to

remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,

whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only  ...</description>
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			<title>Paddy &amp;amp; Murphy...</title>
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			<dc:creator>Gresleyram</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[...decide to go to a fancy dress party. the theme is 'emotions' so they sort out their outfits and head off.
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On arrival, Paddy is dressed as a fruit and Murphy is in the nude with a yellow liquid on the end of his cock.
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&quot;what the hell have you two come as?&quot; asks the host
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&quot;well, oi'm in dis-pear&quot; says Paddy &quot;and oi'm fucking dis-custard&quot; says Murphy!]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 17:50:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Life aint that bad!</title>
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			<dc:creator>MattyTheRam</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad!
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 :nerd:]]></description>
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			<dc:creator>MattyTheRam</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, &quot;What's that for?&quot;
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&quot;It's for your headache.&quot;
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&quot;I don't have a headache.&quot;
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He replies, &quot;Gotcha!&quot; 
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 <img src="http://dcfc-craic.forumotion.net//users/1913/26/53/16/smiles/25613.gif" alt="" longdesc="33" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 17:15:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Oxo &amp;amp; Manchester United</title>
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			<dc:creator>Charingworth Ram</dc:creator>
			<description>Oxo are bringing out a new red and white cube in honour of Manchester united in europe. Its called laughing stock !!!</description>
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