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    It's Friday.......It's Crapajoke time

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    It's Friday.......It's Crapajoke time

    Post by Li 150 on Fri 06 Apr 2012, 11:40 pm

    as it is now a tradition

    this Friday's alcohol induce joke is.............

    .... In a new development police has raided Kermit's lily pad and discovered over 500 naked photographs of Miss Piggy.





    They say it's the worst case of frogs porn they've ever seen.




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    Re: It's Friday.......It's Crapajoke time

    Post by chicken on Fri 06 Apr 2012, 11:51 pm

    Bloke goes to the pet shop and asks for a wasp.

    "Sorry mate, we've got budgies, canaries, parrots, rats, cats,
    mice, gerbils, hamsters, lizards, snakes and goldfish, but no wasps."

    "But you had one in the window last week."
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    Re: It's Friday.......It's Crapajoke time

    Post by Pearson's Right Foot on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 1:26 am

    Trying to think of a really hilarious Good Friday joke, I really want to nail this.
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    Re: It's Friday.......It's Crapajoke time

    Post by dcfcgaz on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 1:28 am

    You'll be cross if you can't think of one!

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    Post by Guest on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 2:01 am

    Pearson's Right Foot wrote:Trying to think of a really hilarious Good Friday joke, I really want to nail this.
    Just get Hammered
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    Post by Pearson's Right Foot on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 2:35 am

    I've got one now, but I'm going to leave you hanging

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    Post by Guest on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 3:43 am

    Pearson's Right Foot wrote:I've got one now, but I'm going to leave you hanging
    Should'nt that be banging
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    Post by Mucker1884 on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 6:51 am

    Jesus wept! 🇳🇴
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    Post by Charingworth Ram on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 7:41 am

    Nottingham Forest

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    Post by Guest on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 10:02 am

    Mucker1884 wrote:Jesus wept! 🇳🇴
    So would you if you'd been nailed
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    Post by Li 150 on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 12:30 pm

    Back home for Sunday though



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    Re: It's Friday.......It's Crapajoke time

    Post by MadAmster on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 2:46 pm

    Hey Peter.......... you can see our house from up here.
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    Re: It's Friday.......It's Crapajoke time

    Post by RRC on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 7:49 pm

    The CPS prosecuted a bloke who stole a calendar.
    He got 12 months.

    Did you hear about the thief who fell and broke his leg in wet cement?
    He became a hardened criminal.

    Did you hear about the man who read Osteopathy Magazine for 20 years?
    He had lots of back issues.

    I just got off the phone to Sea World.
    My call was recorded for training porpoises.

    I’ve just seen an Apple store get robbed.
    I must be an iWitness.




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    Post by Li 150 on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 8:48 pm

    all very good RRC............but unfortunately today.......is Saturday.........therefore all your very poor jokes are disqualified



    Please try & keep up

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    Post by RRC on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 8:51 pm

    Li 150 wrote:all very good RRC............but unfortunately today.......is Saturday.........therefore all your very poor jokes are disqualified



    Please try & keep up

    HIFANKEWE
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    Post by Guest on Sat 07 Apr 2012, 11:55 pm

    A streaker runs past three Nuns..............two had A stroke the other fecker fainted
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    Post by mace on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 12:35 am

    Two nuns out on a bike ride came to a steep hill,So they got off to walk up it, As they passed a dark passageway two yobbos jumped out, dragged them into the passage and started to rape them. "Lord forgive them for they know not what they do", said one "Sshhhhhh", said the other, "this one does."
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    Post by mace on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 12:36 am

    After they have been raped by the two yobbos the two nuns continue to the top of the hill to the convent. One turns to the other and says, "What will we tell the mother superior about being raped twice?" The other replies "But we were only raped once." The first says "We're coming back this way, aren't we?"

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    Post by Guest on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 12:52 am

    Two Nuns in the Bath together, "wheres the soap" says the 1st Nun "it does does'nt it" said the second Nun
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    Post by ianm on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 7:48 am

    Manchester City. 500 million and fucked it up.
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    Post by ianm on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 7:49 am

    Doctor gives Eric the depressing combined diagnosis of Cancer and Alzheimer's. 'Oh well' says Eric 'Could have been worse. Least I don't have Cancer'.

    An old Bernard Manning one the best comedian that ever has lived.
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    Post by seth's left foot. on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 7:58 am

    What is Andy Reid's favourite musical instrument?
    The dinner bell.

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    Post by CornwallRam on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 8:01 am

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    Post by CornwallRam on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 8:04 am

    ianm wrote:

    An old Bernard Manning one the best comedian that ever has lived.

    If you're comfortable with racism, sexism, homophobia and a complete lack of humour or originality that is.
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    Post by ianm on Sun 08 Apr 2012, 8:13 am

    CornwallRam wrote:
    ianm wrote:

    An old Bernard Manning one the best comedian that ever has lived.

    If you're comfortable with racism, sexism, homophobia and a complete lack of humour or originality that is.

    I was very comfortable with Bernard's COMEDY and he was very original. He was the guy copied by Chubby Brown and the like.

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