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    Mixed bag

    Post by Li 150 on Fri 01 May 2009, 9:50 pm

    Paddy runs in 2 the pub shouting
    "Mick! Somebody has stolen Your car!"
    Mick says
    "Did u see who did it?"
    Paddy replies
    "No but I got the registration number

    Was in the queue at Tesco's earlier, full trolley. A little old lady arrives behind me with only a pint of milk. "Is that all you got love?" I asked. "Yes" she replied.

    "Well if I were you I'd F*^* off to another till, I'm gonna be ages!"



    A mate of mine has just spent 6 weeks in a premature ejaculation intensive care unit.

    He's a lucky bloke, at one stage it was touch and go.

    Stephen Hawkins has a virus.

    Doctors don't know whether to send him to the hospital or PC World.

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    Re: Mixed bag

    Post by Guest on Fri 01 May 2009, 9:56 pm

    Terrible - go and stand in the corner!

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