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    MadAmster

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    Penguin

    Post by MadAmster on Sat 20 Apr 2013, 2:54 pm

    A penguin takes his car to the garage to find out what's wrong with it. The mechanic tells him he'll know the reason in about half an hour. The penguin decides to go to the Italian gelato saloon across the road. 30 minutes later, he returns to the garage and the mechanic says "You've blown a seal"

    No, says the penguin, wiping the corner of his mouth, it's vanilla ice cream............



    Oh David Nugent, Oh David Nugent, we found him in Preston, we found him in Preston, we found him in Preston at the side of the road in a Volkswagen beetle............

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