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    Fairly new joke thread

    Post by RRC on Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:04 pm

    We haven't had a joke thread for a while, so here goes . . .

    I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''

    A couple of terrorists were making letter bombs.
    After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelope?"
    "I don’t know,” said the other. “Open it and see.”
    “But it will explode.”
    “Don’t be stupid! It’s not addressed to you!

    One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
    When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:
    "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
    "Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
    "They called back!"




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