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    Post by mace on Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54 am

    One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"
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    Re: excuses

    Post by wilmortonRAM on Tue 12 May 2009, 3:32 pm

    :lol!:
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    Re: excuses

    Post by chicken on Tue 12 May 2009, 4:01 pm

    mace20040 wrote:One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"


    I don't get it, can you explain it to me please?
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    Re: excuses

    Post by JoetheRam on Tue 12 May 2009, 4:30 pm

    :lol!:
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    Re: excuses

    Post by Charingworth Ram on Tue 12 May 2009, 4:51 pm

    chicken wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"


    I don't get it, can you explain it to me please?

    He wants his knob sucking chicken ne ne ne ne ne



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    Re: excuses

    Post by chicken on Tue 12 May 2009, 4:53 pm

    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    chicken wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"


    I don't get it, can you explain it to me please?

    He wants his knob sucking chicken ne ne ne ne ne


    Why?
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    Re: excuses

    Post by Charingworth Ram on Tue 12 May 2009, 4:53 pm

    chicken wrote:
    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    chicken wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"


    I don't get it, can you explain it to me please?

    He wants his knob sucking chicken ne ne ne ne ne


    Why?

    because its nice



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    Re: excuses

    Post by chicken on Tue 12 May 2009, 4:54 pm

    What sucking a door knob? Why would you want to do that??
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    Re: excuses

    Post by Charingworth Ram on Tue 12 May 2009, 4:55 pm

    chicken wrote:What sucking a door knob? Why would you want to do that??

    I dont but some folk might



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    Re: excuses

    Post by chicken on Tue 12 May 2009, 4:58 pm

    Weirdos!!!
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    Re: excuses

    Post by Charingworth Ram on Tue 12 May 2009, 5:00 pm

    chicken wrote:Weirdos!!!

    why for telling jokes



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    Re: excuses

    Post by mace on Tue 12 May 2009, 5:02 pm

    chicken wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"


    I don't get it, can you explain it to me please?
    I find its easier to demonstrate than explain i pop round later
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    Re: excuses

    Post by Charingworth Ram on Tue 12 May 2009, 5:03 pm

    mace20040 wrote:
    chicken wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"


    I don't get it, can you explain it to me please?
    I find its easier to demonstrate than explain i pop round later

    you dont know where i live weirdo



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    Re: excuses

    Post by mace on Tue 12 May 2009, 5:05 pm

    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:
    chicken wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"


    I don't get it, can you explain it to me please?
    I find its easier to demonstrate than explain i pop round later

    you dont know where i live weirdo
    Dont bet on it i can see your house behind you
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    Re: excuses

    Post by Charingworth Ram on Tue 12 May 2009, 5:08 pm

    mace20040 wrote:
    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:
    chicken wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"


    I don't get it, can you explain it to me please?
    I find its easier to demonstrate than explain i pop round later

    you dont know where i live weirdo
    Dont bet on it i can see your house behind you

    Thats the servants house silly :lol!:



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    Re: excuses

    Post by mace on Tue 12 May 2009, 5:11 pm

    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:
    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:
    chicken wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"


    I don't get it, can you explain it to me please?
    I find its easier to demonstrate than explain i pop round later

    you dont know where i live weirdo
    Dont bet on it i can see your house behind you

    Thats the servants house silly :lol!:
    She gunna get a shock then hope you pay her above min wage


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    Re: excuses

    Post by Charingworth Ram on Tue 12 May 2009, 5:12 pm

    mace20040 wrote:
    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:
    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:
    chicken wrote:
    mace20040 wrote:One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

    "Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."

    Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.

    "Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"


    I don't get it, can you explain it to me please?
    I find its easier to demonstrate than explain i pop round later

    you dont know where i live weirdo
    Dont bet on it i can see your house behind you

    Thats the servants house silly :lol!:
    She gunna get a shock hen hope you pay her above min wage

    Ill pay her in kind




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