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    A joke for Wednesday.

    Geordie Ram
    Geordie Ram

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    A joke for Wednesday.

    Post by Geordie Ram on Wed 02 Apr 2014, 7:26 am

    Tom Thumb, Grumpy and Quasimodo are having a pint together.  
    Tom Thumb said "Well! No doubt about it..I'm the smallest person who ever lived."
    Grumpy said "You might be smallest, but no one's as angry and pissed off as I am."
    Quasimodo said "You might be smallest and you might be the most angry and pissed off, but I must be the most repulsive person in the world."
    Grumpy is persuaded to ring the Guinness Book of Records to find out.  He comes back after five minutes with a face like thunder...

    "Bad news lads.....WHO THE FUCK IS BILLY DAVIES?"

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    Re: A joke for Wednesday.

    Post by MadAmster on Wed 02 Apr 2014, 8:08 am


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