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    mace

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    Chat up lines

    Post by mace on Fri 22 May 2009, 10:22 pm

    What are your best chat up lines guys/gals

    Is the old "do you come here often " out of date?

    Give us your best.

    I was always fond of "do you fart in the bath"
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Mostyn on Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29 pm

    "I'd give YOU one!"

    and if they look at you with utter disgust and tell you to fuck off then you quickly add

    "OUT of TEN!"

    If it works, great....
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by mace on Fri 22 May 2009, 10:34 pm

    can only see that working on the mingers tbh
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Mostyn on Fri 22 May 2009, 10:36 pm

    you'd be surprised how it breaks the ice!
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by mace on Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44 pm

    Think the chad lass'es would break more than the ice for that :lol!:

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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Guest on Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05 pm

    all chat up lines are sad!!!

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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Guest on Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10 pm

    If I asked you to have sex with me would you reply with the same answer that you would give to this question?
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Charingworth Ram on Fri 22 May 2009, 11:11 pm

    " woman are like carpet lay them right and you can walk on them for years to come "

    That was always successful for me ne ne ne ne ne
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Fionn on Fri 22 May 2009, 11:14 pm

    I've never used a chat up line in my life.


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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Guest on Sat 23 May 2009, 12:32 am

    cant say ive ever used one in my life - i was too busy fighting women off to ever need one! ;)
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Mostyn on Sat 23 May 2009, 12:41 am

    I thought cake was the key to your success Gres :whis:

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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Guest on Sat 23 May 2009, 12:44 am

    Mostyn wrote:I thought cake was the key to your success Gres :whis:

    dont be daft, its common knowledge that cake is the key to a long and happy relationship. Its alcohol that gets the ball rolling! :D
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by mace on Sat 23 May 2009, 12:52 am

    Well i must have got a lot of balls rolling then if only i could remember
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Li 150 on Sat 23 May 2009, 7:27 am

    Oi you-you want some

    Works a treat in Allo, it can also be used if you're feeling a little aggressive & find yourself in the mitre.

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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Guest on Sat 23 May 2009, 12:10 pm

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in anymore
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by 101 on Sat 23 May 2009, 12:29 pm

    Get your rat out

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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Guest on Sat 23 May 2009, 3:33 pm

    Guy - Hey, can i show you my magic watch?
    Girl - why is it magic?
    Guy - it can tell me what people are wearing
    Girl - oooook, what am i wearing?
    Guy - It says you havnt got any underwear on
    Girl - Dont be so rude!!!
    Guy - Oh wait, its 15 minutes fast ;)

    Works like a treat haha

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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Guest on Sat 23 May 2009, 3:59 pm

    To quote Frankie Boyle:

    "Do you want pumped?"
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Mostyn on Sat 23 May 2009, 4:05 pm

    Wilko!

    Get in there son!! Do it!

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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Guest on Sat 23 May 2009, 5:24 pm

    Mostyn mate. I appreciate the enthusiasm and the planning, but no mate. She's just a good mate :lol!:

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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by Guest on Sat 23 May 2009, 6:03 pm

    Are you Dizzy?

    ...

    I ask because you've been going round and round and round in my head.
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by RoytheRam on Sat 23 May 2009, 6:14 pm

    I hate to see you leave but I love watching you go!
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by south_eastern_ram on Sat 23 May 2009, 7:07 pm

    You've got 206 bones in your body, want 1 more? ;)
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by M.M on Sat 23 May 2009, 7:50 pm

    MadRamJoe wrote:Are you Dizzy?

    ...

    I ask because you've been going round and round and round in my head.

    I thought you were going to go along the lines of Kidulthood style "Are you dizzy, blad?"

    Also, whats wrong with just being nice and saying hello?
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    Re: Chat up lines

    Post by south_eastern_ram on Sat 23 May 2009, 9:37 pm

    M.M wrote:
    MadRamJoe wrote:Are you Dizzy?

    ...

    I ask because you've been going round and round and round in my head.

    I thought you were going to go along the lines of Kidulthood style "Are you dizzy, blad?"

    Also, whats wrong with just being nice and saying hello?

    As if that's ever worked for you!

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