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    How do you starve a red dog??

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    Li 150
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    How do you starve a red dog??

    Post by Li 150 on Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:58 pm

    Hide his welfare-card under his work-boots.



    Q. How do you castrate a red dog?
    A. Kick his sister in the chin.




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    Re: How do you starve a red dog??

    Post by robtheglostaram on Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:03 pm

    :lol!:

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    Re: How do you starve a red dog??

    Post by Guest on Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:34 pm

    There was once a court case at Nottingham Crown court about a fight that happened during a wedding in Clifton. The judge asked the prosecution
    "Well is it true what this man did to you?"
    The man replied,
    "Well, it is tradition for the brother of the bride to dance with her in a gypsy wedding, so I did. The groom then kicked the bride as hard as he could in the crotch ..."
    The judge interrupted,
    "That must have hurt, surely?"
    The prosecuting man replied "Yeh he broke of three of my fingers!"
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    Re: How do you starve a red dog??

    Post by tommo_dcfc on Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08 am

    LOL

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    Re: How do you starve a red dog??

    Post by Guest on Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:55 am

    What have Forest and a three pin plug got in common?
    They'd both be useless in Europe.
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    Re: How do you starve a red dog??

    Post by wilmortonRAM on Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:28 pm

    Fear
    Of
    Relegation
    Every
    Saturday
    Teatime

    Old un' but a good un'
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    Re: How do you starve a red dog??

    Post by MattyTheRam on Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:01 pm

    love it! haha

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