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    Stockport Ram

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    Scumchester Derby

    Post by Stockport Ram on Fri 28 Apr 2017, 6:46 am

    Jose Mourinho: " Hello? is anyone there? Sir Alex said if I ever had doubts, I was to ring this number. They have 2 blokes called Jesus on their bench, and they have both come on! What do I do???"


    Deep Voice from beyond: "I'm sorry Jose, he's a bit the worse for wear - went out to some 71st Birthday Party yesterday, he'll never learn. Just sit tight until Lanky Poodle gets himself sent off then use your subs.
    You can call me Brian, by the way, young man. You're not so bad yourself..."
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    Re: Scumchester Derby

    Post by bramhallram on Fri 28 Apr 2017, 7:39 am

    Stockport Ram wrote:Jose Mourinho: " Hello? is anyone there? Sir Alex said if I ever had doubts, I was to ring this number. They have 2 blokes called Jesus on their bench, and they have both come on! What do I do???"


    Deep Voice from beyond: "I'm sorry Jose, he's a bit the worse for wear - went out to some 71st Birthday Party yesterday, he'll never learn. Just sit tight until Lanky Poodle gets himself sent off then use your subs.
    You can call me Brian, by the way, young man. You're not so bad yourself..."

    Excellent stuff. Must dash. Need to get to B&Q before the queue for paint gets too long. After last night's thriller they're expecting a sharp rise in demand.

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    Stockport Ram

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    Re: Scumchester Derby

    Post by Stockport Ram on Fri 28 Apr 2017, 5:57 pm

    bramhallram wrote:
    Stockport Ram wrote:Jose Mourinho: " Hello? is anyone there? Sir Alex said if I ever had doubts, I was to ring this number. They have 2 blokes called Jesus on their bench, and they have both come on! What do I do???"


    Deep Voice from beyond: "I'm sorry Jose, he's a bit the worse for wear - went out to some 71st Birthday Party yesterday, he'll never learn. Just sit tight until Lanky Poodle gets himself sent off then use your subs.
    You can call me Brian, by the way, young man. You're not so bad yourself..."

    Excellent stuff. Must dash. Need to get to B&Q before the queue for paint gets too long. After last night's thriller they're expecting a sharp rise in demand.

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