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    Li 150
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    Boom Boom

    Post by Li 150 on Fri 04 Dec 2009, 8:31 pm

    A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,
    went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about
    thoroughbred horses.
    When it was time to take the children to the
    toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the
    boys would go with the other.
    The teacher assigned to the boys was
    waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told
    her that none of them could reach the urinal.
    Having no choice, she
    went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting
    the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away
    from their clothes.
    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice
    that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was
    staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.'
    'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.'



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    Re: Boom Boom

    Post by Bedlam on Fri 04 Dec 2009, 8:34 pm




    Top Tip...
    PEOPLE IN lifts. If Bruce Willis gets in wearing a vest and no shoes, exit the lift at the earliest opportunity.
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    Re: Boom Boom

    Post by chicken on Fri 04 Dec 2009, 8:35 pm

    Just shows how often he reads my posts!!!
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    Re: Boom Boom

    Post by Li 150 on Fri 04 Dec 2009, 8:39 pm

    I'm doing market research into launching a COYRS+1 site
    What do you reckon?



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    Re: Boom Boom

    Post by Bedlam on Sat 05 Dec 2009, 5:58 pm

    Its doomed to fail I'm afraid



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