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    Li 150
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    NER does a funny

    Post by Li 150 on Thu 01 Jul 2010, 9:57 pm

    Demands of Kidnapper & CHINESE Negotiators

    'I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!'


    Negotiators assess the situation from next door.

    Head Negotiator dispatched

    Negotiations begin

    Negotiations concluded

    They probably spent $0.35 cents.


    In this country, we would
    - shut the street down for 48 hours,
    - take 12 hours to talk him out of it,
    - spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and
    - pay his food and lodging for life.

    No wonder their products are cheaper than ours



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    Re: NER does a funny

    Post by robtheglostaram on Thu 01 Jul 2010, 10:02 pm

    Holy sh*t!
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    Post by New England Ram on Thu 01 Jul 2010, 10:11 pm

    Thought you had lost it Li..ta for posting...off to computer 101.



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    Re: NER does a funny

    Post by Mucker1884 on Thu 01 Jul 2010, 11:00 pm

    Sorted! Thumbs up

    Yeah them.

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    Re: NER does a funny

    Post by JoetheRam on Fri 02 Jul 2010, 10:02 am

    Jesus f**k!

    In this country the copper/soldier who fired would be arrested, and incarcerated for 50 years.

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