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    An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman..................

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    Mostyn

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    An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman..................

    Post by Mostyn on Fri 20 Mar 2009, 1:16 pm

    ...........were sitting in the pub talking about how quickly their kids have grown up.

    The Englishman says,

    "Yes, my daughter has grown up so quickly....I cant believe it!"

    "I went into her bedroom the other day and found a half-full packet of cigarettes",

    "she must've smoked the other half! I didnt even know she's started smoking!"

    "I can't believe how quickly she's grown!"


    The Scotsman pipes up,

    "I hear ya pal, my daughter has grown up so fast!"

    "I went into her bedroom and found a half-full bottle of whiskey"

    "She must've drank the other half! I didnt even know she's started drinking!"

    "I cannae believe how quickly she's grown-up!"


    Then the Irish man pipes up,

    "I understand what you're saying boys!"

    "I went into my daughter's bedroom the other day",


    "and found a half empty packet of condoms!"


    "I didnt even know she had a dick!"
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    Re: An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman..................

    Post by mace on Fri 20 Mar 2009, 1:21 pm

    like it :roflmao:
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    Re: An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman..................

    Post by MattyTheRam on Fri 20 Mar 2009, 1:22 pm

    hahahahahahahha
    :D LOL

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    Re: An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman..................

    Post by Guest on Fri 20 Mar 2009, 1:53 pm

    LOL LOL
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    Re: An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman..................

    Post by wilmortonRAM on Fri 20 Mar 2009, 4:26 pm

    :lol!:

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