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    Mucker1884

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    Warning....not funny!!!

    Post by Mucker1884 on Fri 31 Dec 2010, 3:27 pm

    Walked right into the trap Embarassed



    Was talking to a red scummy bastolitic client on t'phone earlier. He kept it all very business like, and not a jibe in sight. He then said he had a job for me to look at next week, and would I meet him on site. I asked him where, and he replied:

    "Take the......Eh! 5-2 to No**ingham........"


    as he began to howl in the background, I put the 'phone down on him.....C**T!!! :no:
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    Post by Li 150 on Fri 31 Dec 2010, 3:38 pm

    :lol!:
    gotta laugh ain'tcha



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    Post by Charingworth Ram on Fri 31 Dec 2010, 3:40 pm

    On the fith day of christmas king Billy gave to me ,5 Forest goals!4 places above,3 points ahead,2 games in hand & the no 1 East Midlands team




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    Re: Warning....not funny!!!

    Post by Guest on Fri 31 Dec 2010, 3:56 pm

    I won't be celebrating New Years this year, because whatever happens it will always be 5-2.
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    Re: Warning....not funny!!!

    Post by robtheglostaram on Fri 31 Dec 2010, 4:55 pm

    Yet more mockery, not sure how much I can take.
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    Re: Warning....not funny!!!

    Post by Mucker1884 on Fri 31 Dec 2010, 5:07 pm

    robtheglostaram wrote:Yet more mockery, not sure how much I can take.


    When you've doubled your current age, Rob, you will look back and realise that it doesn't get any better........but it does get easier.

    Yours
    Uncle Mucker.
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    Post by Charingworth Ram on Fri 31 Dec 2010, 5:09 pm

    robtheglostaram wrote:Yet more mockery, not sure how much I can take.

    Buy yourself a Red sweater then you will know what mockery is really all about :dc:
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    Re: Warning....not funny!!!

    Post by Mucker1884 on Fri 31 Dec 2010, 5:16 pm

    Or......

    Keep patting yourself on the head every time you make a spiffingly funny post.

    Eventually, if you make enough of them, you will end up being 4ft 6" short.

    Then you'll know what mockery....... blah, blah, blah!! :dc:
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    Post by Charingworth Ram on Fri 31 Dec 2010, 5:18 pm

    Mucker1884 wrote:Or......

    Keep patting yourself on the head every time you make a spiffingly funny post.

    Eventually, if you make enough of them, you will end up being 4ft 6" short.

    Then you'll know what mockery....... blah, blah, blah!! :dc:

    That would explain why Barney is so tall and you and i are so small :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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    Re: Warning....not funny!!!

    Post by robtheglostaram on Fri 31 Dec 2010, 5:40 pm

    Mucker1884 wrote:
    robtheglostaram wrote:Yet more mockery, not sure how much I can take.


    When you've doubled your current age, Rob, you will look back and realise that it doesn't get any better........but it does get easier.

    Yours
    Uncle Mucker.
    :dc:

    You know what, I feel better already. Cheers Uncle Mucker!
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    Post by Igor-is-god on Sat 01 Jan 2011, 11:35 am

    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    Mucker1884 wrote:Or......

    Keep patting yourself on the head every time you make a spiffingly funny post.

    Eventually, if you make enough of them, you will end up being 4ft 6" short.

    Then you'll know what mockery....... blah, blah, blah!! :dc:

    That would explain why Barney is so tall and you and i are so small :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

    Muckers not THAT short.
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    Post by Li 150 on Sat 01 Jan 2011, 12:11 pm

    Igor-is-god wrote:
    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    Mucker1884 wrote:Or......

    Keep patting yourself on the head every time you make a spiffingly funny post.

    Eventually, if you make enough of them, you will end up being 4ft 6" short.

    Then you'll know what mockery....... blah, blah, blah!!

    That would explain why Barney is so tall and you and i are so small

    Muckers not THAT short.

    Depends in which department you're talking about



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    Post by Igor-is-god on Sat 01 Jan 2011, 12:20 pm

    Li 150 wrote:
    Igor-is-god wrote:
    Charingworth Ram wrote:
    Mucker1884 wrote:Or......

    Keep patting yourself on the head every time you make a spiffingly funny post.

    Eventually, if you make enough of them, you will end up being 4ft 6" short.

    Then you'll know what mockery....... blah, blah, blah!!

    That would explain why Barney is so tall and you and i are so small

    Muckers not THAT short.

    Depends in which department you're talking about

    Children's wear? Dunno
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    Post by Mucker1884 on Sat 01 Jan 2011, 12:35 pm

    I AM IN THE FU**IN' ROOM, yer know!! :whis:
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    Post by Igor-is-god on Sat 01 Jan 2011, 12:38 pm

    Mucker1884 wrote:I AM IN THE FU**IN' ROOM, yer know!! :whis:

    The changing room?...In the children's department?
    Are you free Mr Humphries? Do we have a small in red?

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